Left 4 Dead – Mercy Killer: Survive the No Mercy campaign.
01/Jan/2001 13:12 — steam
Left 4 Dead – Dead Baron: Survive the Dead Air campaign.
01/Jan/2001 13:12 — steam
Audiosurf – Royal Ride: Earn Gold without overfilling. 2 min minimum.
01/Jan/2001 13:12 — steam
Left 4 Dead – Jump Shot: Headshot a Hunter while he's leaping.
01/Jan/2001 13:12 — steam
Left 4 Dead – Brain Salad: Make 100 headshot kills.
01/Jan/2001 13:12 — steam
Left 4 Dead – Pyrotechnician: Blow up 20 Infected in a single explosion.
01/Jan/2001 13:12 — steam
Left 4 Dead – Burn The Witch: Light a Witch with a Molotov.
01/Jan/2001 13:12 — steam
Left 4 Dead – Towering Inferno: Light a Tank with a Molotov.
01/Jan/2001 13:12 — steam
Left 4 Dead – Double Jump: Pounce two different Survivors on one life as a Hunter.
01/Jan/2001 13:12 — steam
Left 4 Dead – Lamb 2 Slaughter: As an Infected, incap a Survivor who has entered and left a safe room.
01/Jan/2001 13:12 — steam
Portal – Cupcake: Beat two Portal advanced maps.
01/Jan/2001 13:12 — steam
Portal – Vanilla Crazy Cake: Beat all six Portal advanced maps.
01/Jan/2001 13:12 — steam
Portal – Friendly Fire: Knock down a turret with another turret.
01/Jan/2001 13:12 — steam
Portal – Heartbreaker: Complete Portal.
01/Jan/2001 13:12 — steam
Portal – Partygoer: Make the correct party escort submission position decision.
01/Jan/2001 13:12 — steam
Portal – Lab Rat: Acquire the fully powered Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device.
01/Jan/2001 13:12 — steam
Portal – Fratricide: Do whatever it takes to survive.
01/Jan/2001 13:12 — steam
Left 4 Dead – No-one Left Behind: Beat a campaign with all 4 Survivors.
01/Jan/2001 13:12 — steam
Left 4 Dead – Grim Reaper: Survive the Blood Harvest campaign.
01/Jan/2001 13:12 — steam
Half-Life 2: Episode Two – Into the Breach: Help Griggs and Sheckley hold off the antlion invasion inside the mine shaft.
01/Jan/2001 13:12 — steam
Half-Life 2: Episode Two – Deadly Harvest: Kill an enemy by planting a hopper mine.
01/Jan/2001 13:12 — steam
Left 4 Dead – Dead Stop: Punch a Hunter as he is pouncing.
01/Jan/2001 13:12 — steam
Half-Life 2: Episode Two – Acid Reflex: Kill an acid antlion worker.
01/Jan/2001 13:12 — steam
Audiosurf – Olympian: Earn triple a gold medal requirement. 2 min minimum.
01/Jan/2001 13:12 — steam
Audiosurf – Ppm 10,000: 10000 points per minute. 3 minute minimum.
01/Jan/2001 13:12 — steam
Audiosurf – Big Kahuna: Score 17000 points in a single match.
01/Jan/2001 13:12 — steam
Left 4 Dead – Drag And Drop: Rescue a Survivor from a Smoker's tongue before he takes damage.
01/Jan/2001 13:12 — steam
Left 4 Dead – My Bodyguard: Protect any Survivor from an attacking Infected 50 times.
01/Jan/2001 13:12 — steam
Left 4 Dead – Tongue Twister: Kill a Smoker who has grabbed you with his tongue.
01/Jan/2001 13:12 — steam
Left 4 Dead – No Smoking Section: Kill 10 Smokers as they are pulling helpless Survivors.
01/Jan/2001 13:12 — steam
Left 4 Dead – 101 Cremations: Set 101 Infected on fire.
01/Jan/2001 13:12 — steam
Left 4 Dead – Hunter Punter: Shove a Hunter off of a pinned and helpless Survivor.
01/Jan/2001 13:12 — steam
Left 4 Dead – Hero Closet: Rescue a Survivor trapped in a closet.
01/Jan/2001 13:12 — steam
Left 4 Dead – Pharm-assist: Give pain pills to 10 Survivors.
01/Jan/2001 13:12 — steam
Left 4 Dead – Helping Hand: Revive 50 incapacitated Survivors.
01/Jan/2001 13:12 — steam
Left 4 Dead – Tankbusters: Kill a Tank without it dealing any damage to a Survivor.
01/Jan/2001 13:12 — steam
Aniversary
Take two. Hoping Blogger doesn't swallow this one whole too.The first of January 2001 was the first aniversary of the uploading of Aquarionics, the next generation of the website of Nicholas 'Aquairon' Avenell. That year has seen six total redesigns (plus another five you will never see) several fantastic ideas that never worked, and a couple that did. I have enjoyed every moment (of the site, anyway) and hope that one day the site will find it's feet, and my life will be lived on a sandy be
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03/Jan/2001 06:00 — AquarionicsComplexigone
Complexigone - A shape that has far too many sides to be useful IRLSpent the weekend in Cambridge, making my life more complicated than it is already.
In a few hours, I will get on a train to University. There I shall take some exams for a couple of weeks while in a town that, while I no longer loathe to a degree that was not only unhealthy but actively destructive, I stil dislike. I thought that Universi
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09/Jan/2001 06:00 — AquarionicsPoke
Okay, I think Blogger is working to the extent I can actually use it now, Therefore you can read the ninth's entry. Arn't you lucky?Okay, official annoucement of the new changes: I have made some changes. The first is the new factfile link, which replaces the FAQ. Simply because nobody asks the questions :-) The second is the new, improved Portal, which now intergrates with the rest of the site, and my own personal
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11/Jan/2001 06:00 — AquarionicsTake two entries into the shower?
No, I just Blog and goI'm sitting in a computer tomb.
Room
I'm sitting on a blisteringly fast RM Machine, on a university 4xT3 connection, sharing with the 20 or so people that are also sad enough to be in the computer tomb (er, room) on a Friday night.
And I don't seem to be regreting this
What I am regreting is sitting with this person behind me, who is working on a multimedia presentation. One with Music. After the first fifty repeats, any piece of musi
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12/Jan/2001 06:00 — AquarionicsRandom FindOne Man's Logs (TheSpark.com)Morning realization: I...
Random Find
One Man's Logs (TheSpark.com)Morning realization: I can't keep running from my problems, because my problems are in much better shape. They also drive nicer cars and have perfect hair. By all indications, my problems work in marketing. I feel like this is true for most of America.
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12/Jan/2001 06:00 — AquarionicsDayze
- 1am
- Roll into my flat after a hours rehersing, followed by drinking and being soundly trashed at Pool (I'd say "due to the afformentioned drinking", but I'd be lying. My skills at pool range from "Wow, What a shot" to "That is the worst pool I've ever seen" and swing wildly with no stopping on the middle-ground.)
- 7am
- Phone rings. This is Odd, since there are only two people who know my land-line number, and one of those is my mum. It's the other one. Talk to N
12/Jan/2001 06:00 — AquarionicsNeverwhere
The world has died around me. I'm not here, I am but a figment of my own imagination, living day by day with nothing. Nobody knows I'm here, all that I think and seem are just a dream within this dream. Nobody knows that I exist, unexisting, beyond the fields we know.I think this is getting to me :-)
I am sitting, yet again, at a computer. Not, this time, in a computer tomb. er, room. But within a webcafe somewhere in the deepest darkest Sunnydaleland. With a *blisteringly* fast connect
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13/Jan/2001 06:00 — AquarionicsDowntime
We have a problem.Or *I* have a problem, Your problems are related, but only in the most random way, perhaps. This is an important message, so I will explain it simply.
Sometime this week, perhaps, Aquarionics.com will go down. This will mean that I will not be able to get email, that posts to Lists will not make it, and that Aquarionics.com will be as dead as last weeks herring.
The reasons for this are long and varied, but boil down to this: Pennyhost (Who host Aquarionics) want m
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15/Jan/2001 06:00 — AquarionicsDangerous Deviant
I got a letter!
I got a letter from the TV Licencing people (Who, here in Britian, make you pay
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15/Jan/2001 06:00 — AquarionicsReactionary
Aquarionics could still go down at any time.I have just come out of an exam. I am dead. I have a stomach ache, I didn't sleep at all last night, my head feels like it is full of cotton wool, and I just want to find a corner and die in it, yet I came in for an exam. Which I have probably just failed. Bah.
To all the people who have been emailing me (Yes, that includes the Cosmic Diva, and James the Underpants Gnome, and the rest) I am currently unable to send emails from Aquarionics, bec
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19/Jan/2001 06:00 — AquarionicsFuckwit
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20/Jan/2001 06:00 — AquarionicsI Complete Quckwit
Okay, I am a moron. I shall explain how below, and so you shall agree:Like every good online person, I have an ICQ account. And, like any good online person stranded 300 miles from his computer, I found a webcafe to surf from.
The problems came when I combined the two, and installed my ICQ account onto the Webcafe computer I was logged into.
And then forgot about it and went to play Counterstrike.
Forgot about it *still* *logged* *in*.
So when Somebody sent a mess
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23/Jan/2001 06:00 — AquarionicsI've now spent 12 hours in the north east not on trains. I...
I've now spent 12 hours in the north east not on trains.I have spent 10 of those hours online from this terminal
I have watched movies about Black & White, Read fiction, talked on IRC, tried to write fiction, failed, counted the number of names I am known as online (34), yawned lots, slept not at all, revised a bit, Visited everything, memepool, read the entire back archives of ?, added things to my Amazon Wish List...
...
...basically, I've now completly, totally and utterly run out
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25/Jan/2001 06:00 — AquarionicsYour GQ (geek quotient) is.... GQ 124 (this puts you in...
Your GQ (geek quotient) is.... GQ124 (this puts you in the 90.26 percentile.)
Your GQ is slightly above average - there is some cool in there somewhere...
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25/Jan/2001 06:00 — AquarionicsBig Issue
At 12:00 this afternoon, I left the small and almost entirely dead town of Paddock Wood, where I live, to go to a day-trip to the wastes of Sunderland, where I also live and work, to go for an exam (Paddock Wood > London Charring Cross > [More...]
25/Jan/2001 06:00 — AquarionicsHappy Birthday to me
Happy birthday to me,
Happy birthday to me,
Happy birthday to Aquarion,
Happy birthday to me.I am now 20. Cower in fear.
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26/Jan/2001 06:00 — AquarionicsDon't tempt the lonly and perverse
edited slightly for language and people. Increased lanugage, decreased people 01-1-31 Beware, This is where it starts getting complicated. Warning: Contains language.Friday was the 20th aniversary of my entry unto the veil of tears in which I find myself. On that day I received no presents at all, or whatsoever. Ok, I realise that the presants are not everything, that it is the thought that counts. Which is why the lack of *anything* hurts quite this much. This isn't strictly true. I
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29/Jan/2001 06:00 — AquarionicsDon't look down
The post below deserves an explaination. However, I'm not giving it one. Neither am I explaining more than the title, which is a line from a Divine Comedy song (Could have been worse, could have been "Everybody Knows...")Today being tuesday, two parcels arrived for me. The first was my new Duron 750 processor and Motherboard (Woo HOO!), the other the new charger for my phone (And double Woo HOO!) The Sims runs smoother than a well oiled sheep down a long plastic tube, and I am back in the la
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